Choose..hairy or 3 s?!?

This is sort of an awkward question, I jus thought of it cuz my brother told me that there's a girl in his cl that has hair on her (Disgusting-even if the rest of her is hot)..and I remembered that movie Kung Pow enter the fist(there's a chinese girl with 3 s)---so if you had 2 choose between one - which would it be?